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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.
- Hey, girls,
says the brunette,
- let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know.
So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.
- That was fun,
says the brunette.
- We should do it again sometime.
- No way,
says the blonde.
- I almost got caught.
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One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
- It's supposed to be a tiger!
Sally cried.
- Honey,
said Dan,
- Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!
Von: esiu


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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
One blonde yells to the other:
- How do you get to the other side?
- You are on the other side,
the other blonde yells back
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Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
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Q: What do a blonde and a car have in common?
A: They can both drive you crazy.
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Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself!
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Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common?
A: Both are blonde, brainless and made out of plastic.
Von: esiu


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A brunette walks into a bar and says:
- "Gimme an M L."
The bartender says:
- "What's an M L?"
The brunette says:
- "A Miller Light."
Another brunette walks in and says:
- "Gimme a B L"
The bartender says:
- "What's a B L?"
She says:
- "Bud Light."
A dumb blonde walks in and says:
- "Gimme a 15."
The bartender says:
- "What's a fifteen?"
The blonde says:
- "7&7, duh!"
Von: esiu


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Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock.
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A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said:
- "All right, who's the other father!?!"
Von: esiu


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